Our president, has said “Mbu” we should not make lies in this country. “Mbu” it is tantamount to a criminal offence, and a sin too. “In other words, stating publicly that a python has no legs could land you in jail, for it has some hidden internally. Jimmy’s offence was bigger. He shamelessly walked into the town of Lira, told the unsuspecting people there that, his had superseded Monsieur Sivrac’s first bicycle invention, and that the days of manual peddling were over. Naturally, the Langies got exited.
He told them that he was going to need lots of litters of crude waragi, therefore encouraged them to invest into making it available. Mr Mulindwa, I have credible evidence that 73% of house holds in Lira hanged up their hoes, and resorted to brewing Waragi. Men, women and children alike.
The granaries dried up, shambas become bushes, and when the third generation of bicycles (Akenic”) never came, they decided to gallop the waragi down their throats them selves. Instead of the Waragi fuelling wheels, it took over from the medulla oblongata. But you see, we already had a serious problem in Lira. These people are accomplished producers of the super crude Gin, “Lira-Lira”, and they consume it as if their lives super depend on it. And not only did James accelerate an already worse situation, he indirectly ensured that it remained worse to the power of two. All for what?….votes!!
NOW THE MAN IS READY, DP JOIN IPC NOW!!