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Three journalists were in the bathroom standing at the urinals.

The first journalist finished and walked over to the sink to wash his hands. He then proceeded to dry his hands very carefully. He used paper towel and ensured that every single spot of water on his hands was dried.

Turning to the other two journalists, he said, “At New Vision, we are trained to be extremely thorough. We report everything the president wants!”

The second journalist finished his task at the urinal and he proceeded to wash his hands. He used a single paper towel and made sure that he dried his hands using every available portion of the paper towel. He turned and said, “At the Daily Monitor, not only are we trained to be extremely thorough, but we are also trained to be extremely efficient. We report some good stuff for both the government and opposition”

The third journalist finished and walked straight for the door, shouting over his shoulder, “At UAH, we don’t pee on our hands. We report whatever we believe will benefit the government, opposition and the people!”

HAPPY NEW YEAR!

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