One Line Humour!


-Regular naps prevent old age, especially if you take them while driving.

-Having one child makes you a parent; having two you are a referee.

-Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband!

-I believe we should all pay our tax with a smile. I tried – but they wanted cash.

-A child’s greatest period of growth is the month after you’ve purchased new school uniforms.

-Bad officials are elected by good citizens who do not vote.

-Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired.

-It doesn’t matter how often a married man changes his job, he still ends up with the same boss.

-Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools talk because they have to say something

-They call our language the mother tongue because the father seldom gets to speak!

– There is only one perfect child in the world and every mother has it.

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