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Day September 18, 2017

The Luwero Bush fighters are are the biggest winners and landowners in Uganda today



BY SSEKAGA VIA THE UAH FORUM

I believe we all know where the cause, the fault and Achilles’ heel are, when it come to the land issue, in Uganda, and especially in Buganda.

The land issue is tightly intertwined with Museveni/ NRM bigger political outlook, – land-grab, from the bona-fide owners and transfer to preferred persons/ tribes, at a cost of nothing/ near to nothing. In the process enrich and empower those tribe/s or groups, at the expense of the ones deliberately left landless and impoverished.

Saleh is now among the biggest land owners in Uganda


This is not a policy that has evolved over a few years, but one that was at the centre to waging a phoney guerrilla war against Obote. It’s no surprise that those who engaged in that “fighting Obote’s dictatorship” charade, are the biggest winners and landowners in Uganda today. Is it not preposterous that by the time Rwigema died, not long after the bush war, he had already carved off a few square miles of land in Mubende. The Rwadese tyrant, Kagame, has his chunk put to one side. The Gestapo Commandant Kale sits well on substantial acres of lands some where in Lyantonde area.

It’s all a joke!!!!

The Achilles’ heel in this whole land grabbing affair is none other all cultural leaders, and the big religious denominations leaders, who are sitting pretty, accepting gifts from the tyrant, while turning a blind eye to what is going on. Mengo is at fault, just as any other significant centre of influence is, in Uganda.

However, we can all sit back, huddle together and morn as the beast picks off one at a time, until the return of Christ, or stand up and put right the injustice, claim back what is rightfully ours, if need be forcefully!!

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Christianity in Canada is no more as churches are empty on Sundays!


Gwokto La’Kitgum

By Peter Gwokto La’Kitgum VIA UAH FORUM

Canada, this country has its two balls squeezed tight by both Islam and Jews. Rest of us with foreign names are as confused as bees surprised by a fire and smoke in a beehive when a queen bee us left to fend for herself.

Rest of us are tissues left with no supply routes in as far as ideas on resolving their (muslims/jewush) hitherto foreign conflicts. Even the land’s owners – Natives – have scattered away from their concentration camps to blend in.

Canadian policies regarding Muslim-Jewish conflicts are so warped that government itself has none. The can hurl nasty hateful words at one another flying over our heads and all we do is duck as they explode over our heads.

That’s the Canadian way to peaceful resolutions. Silence, according to one of Shakespeare’s works, can speak according to circumstances. There are a zillion Black sheep among Canadian Jews and Muslims.

Christianity in Canada is no more. Traditional Christian churches such as Catholic and Anglican churches are empty. Some have turned into nightclubs. The few that squeal at odd hours are reformed pentecostal and the likes run by baboon daylight robbers preaching nothing else but coming doom and apocalypse. It’s amazing how a devoted African Christian finds himself suddenly with no where to pray except his crib. That also marks the end of one’s faith and yet in Africa we literally adore and admire white preachers not knowing their wells in the west have all run dry.

Nevertheless, we can only hope muslims and Jews tear out their share of balls and leave us alone in whether in peace or pieces.

Peter is Ugandan living in Ottawa, Ontario, Canada

Land in Acholi is the most expensive in the country


Acholi Men dancing

BY AKIM ODONGO VIA UAH FORUM

If it was not for the poor leadership to date, Uganda would have been way ahead of most African countries. As we speak, there are Ugandan entrepreneurs, who have against all odds have made it big, Some are held back by fear of surpassing the leading elites. Infact, i dare say that among them there are Acholis who have overcome the discrimination and and outright animosity from the current regime to do great things.

Despite the vast land in Acholi, per acreage, land in Acholi is the most expensive in the country.In large scale farming, Acholi exceeds all the regions.All this should count for something. That the people are able except for the leaders who simply shoot their way to power and end up not knowing what to do.

I don’t know much about the people in the diaspora, but one thing i know is that the money they remit home is sustaining the limping economy of Uganda and better still the people in the diaspora have taken advantage of free education and as such first generation Ugandans are well equipped, many matching George Okello’s number of degrees. These are the brains that should be fuelling Ugandans progress if it was not for the leadership, who feel threaten and now they have come up with some dubious exercise regarding duel citizenship, an attempt to throw to frustrate Ugandans children who are ready to take their knowledge back home. Smart leadership would given them incentives to entice them home lakini wapiiii!. That is why i think Acholi would benefit more with federalism because our need for federalism is not about “King and us”, but about progress, rule of law, and better still freedom to excel. Acholi at the moment is being held back!

Wwat Uganda needs is good leadership, one that is educated and follows world trend. What we currently have is village material who has no respect for the constitution and who is willing to lie through the teeth, who aids and abets corruption. Take a look at the way MPs are falling over themselves to rip apart the very constitution that they voted for. What hope is there for the country if the leaders can take bribes without shame? I am with Bobi Wine on this. I hope he does not turn out to be another of those you cannot trust.

The actual net problem of Uganda is its population.


73% of Ugandans don’t wash hands

BY EDWARD MULINDWA VIA UAH FORUM

Well, we have a population in Uganda let us critique it to understand how valuable is the population in a national development. Although too many out there love to go after Uganda leaders, the actual net problem of Uganda is its population. The population of Uganda is utter useless, and has failed inside Uganda as it has failed in diaspora. Many Ugandans immigrated into Boston,USA, way back before even Amin came to power, how powerful is Uganda community in Boston? They have sadly started to fly home for they simply cannot fit into senior citizen homes during their retirement age, did they fail to invest for their future due to Iddi Amin’s brutality or for Museveni is a Rwandese? I am not going to dwell so much on Ugandans in diaspora, let us candidly dissect the population at home.

One of the ‘protected camps’ in northern Uganda when it was still populated

Northerners, Karamojong’s, Bakiga and Easterners are a bunch of lazies, that love free things. Let us start with Northerners, they are sitting on the most fertile land on the entire African continent, Acholi and Langi own a plateau that is more fertile than the Buganda soil, stand up and explain to me how they have put a value into it. If only a single Acholi/Langi brain stood up and used that land intelligently, Northern Uganda would have by today been able to feed the entire refugee population in Africa. In 2017 they are still living in huts, they shit on the jungle, and a very few smart thieves like Adoko Nekyon that can loot, live in Kololo and smile for they are smart. It is interesting, there is a war in the North right now, and do you know what they are fighting for? It is the land, do not touch it and never touch it. They will fight to death for that land, a mass they have sat on for decades and failed to utilize. Stupidity has absolutely no climax. Karamojong are sitting on Alivio gold yet they did not wear clothes until when Iddi Amin declared a war on Karamojong walking naked. What I have written on Acholi & Langi matches word for word for Bakiga and Easterners.

The second problem Uganda has today is that it owns a single tribe in the center called Baganda that make almost 7 million people, of whom almost 95% are dumn. Now that is a very bold statement, allow me five minutes to factually back it sir.

Although Buganda was established way before the protection of the British, it stalled its growth for its population is stupid. They have a land that is fairly fertile, they have the highest fertility rate, they own an administrative structure since God knows when, yet Buganda goes nowhere to today when it has reached a point of assimilation. The last number I saw was 75% of babies born today in Buganda are fathered by Rwandese, if that is not assimilation tell me what is. Every population you see out there develops for it backs each other, there is no Muganda that will ever back another Muganda, they try so hard to appease none Baganda by selling each other to the none Baganda, the woman that was killing the most Baganda in Katabi to appease Acholi and Langi in power, was UPC chairman Nalongo a Muganda. Because Mutesa one wanted to appease none Baganda, he tied his fellow Baganda in Namugongo and decapitated them. Uganda Martyrs were never killed by Acholi or Langi, they were actually killed by their fellow Baganda.

When Museveni came to power, there are Baganda is this city that stood up to help their region, sadly Museveni appointed a one Tomusange to be the Uganda ambassador in Ottawa. Well now that Baganda have a Muganda ambassador they walked into universities in this city and collected a trailer of books to be sent to Makerere University library, and handed it to their fellow Muganda ambassador. That container never arrived into Makerere, but the books were seen on Der Es Salaam streets being sold. Those that have lived long in these forums, remember a name Suleiman Kigundu, he introduced the forums structure among Ugandans in diaspora. But Kigundu was a pure Movementist, that was operating in a very volatile environment, for UPC at a time was still sensible and its membership were on the attack. Kigundu as a moderator stood between the two factions, those going after UPC and those defending it. As these factions kept on attacking each other, the Kiganda disease started to eat Kigundu slowly, and he started to attack his fellow Baganda in his own forum, selling them to the UPC none Baganda members, the last story of Ugandanet was told by our grandparents.

Baganda fail every single organization they find functioning, look locally in the city where you live, all Uganda organizations function well, until when a Muganda becomes a chairman, UNAA was a successful story, it was until when Baganda got their hands on it, then it became the single largest Uganda baby factory in diaspora. Today half the UNAA time is spent in courts of law, than serving the massive numbers of population we own in diaspora. Yoweri Museveni is one of those very good days going to stand up and shut off the shame we have in diaspora called UNAA, or all Baganda have to be fired and a team of none Baganda take over. UPC as a political party was created by Baganda, however wars started to walk through them, and they had no hope of ever leading the country, none Baganda took the party, rebuilt it to nationalism and took it to power even twice. And yes they also had their problems, but the total collapse of UPC as a political party in Uganda, became effective for a Muganda Bossa came to the leadership chores and he blew the party from within. There is a school of thought that had Bossa not been brought in, that party would have licked its wounds, and remain kept on a life support than simply collapsing as it did. Stop to change Uganda leaders, what you need is a new population and a cross breed between Kenyans and Pygmies can do you a trick.

If you are serious about fixing Uganda, stop talking Uganda politics and boldly stand up to call for sperm donations sir.

I don’t think Bobi Wine has the mojo!


Bobi Wine: I will not support the age limit bill; the man has ruled us for many years

BY AKIM ODONGO VIA UAH FORUM

You can take a man from the ghetto but the ghetto will never leave them! We have seen the same phenomena in The US where a ghetto fellow who happened to be very rich and managed to etched his way to the statehouse and now what we have a is a state house full of the ghetto stench. Do we want the same for Uganda?

Bobbi Wine is not the first Musician to send political messages through his song, most musicians in the north have been doing that close to a decade, its only that the words may not be understood across Karuma but all along northerners have been dancing to tunes echoing imbecility, ghettoism and corruption in the leadership in Kampala.

I agree with Abbey Semuwemba that Bobi has appeal and youthfulness is on his side and also that he has ambition but that is about all he can deliver. However, Uganda as nation in a modern world, needs more than that and i don’t think Bobi Wine has the mojo, the capacity to deliver that. Albeit, where we are, anything can do at moment!. Any form of transition at this point in time, is better than no transition at all, especially if it inching towards federalism and so i will accept and support Bobi’s ambition. It has to said that, Bobi’s ascendancy will very much depend on the support from the central. As longer Musevenis bread is still being buttered by the untiring hands in the Central, Bobi Wine should content with the wine in his cellar!

WHY LUO WOMEN ARE DRY DURING SEX


by Abdikarim Hussein

Introducer of topic(Man): Why is it that our Luo Women are relatively drier than their Bantu counterparts? One school of thought argues that they’re not “endowed by nature”, while others attribute this condition to the kinds of foods and drinks that our dear ladies consume.
Lady1: @ Introducer…Did you
do your Research very well..?
being dry is not associated with
foods & drinks..some ladies
have lots of water naturally and
others have little that has to be
drained real well..what i mean
here is…You have to do your
work as a man..by romancing
your woman thoroughly….i
promise you water will start to
flow on its on own……most guys
tend to ignore fore play & yet its
very important for
ladies……Cheers!
Man1: How universal is this
claim that ‘Luo women are dry’?
I want to be that the maxim is
false. What litmus test did the
explorers of ‘dryness’ of Luo
women use to arrive at this
discovery. If it is a resaerch,
what sample of women was
selected and how was the
sample arrived at?? Anyway we
shall se the arguments………..
Lady2: Majority of the taps will
flow if opened the right way.
Maybe this reflects more on the
men docking at the stations of
these women. For me, my tap
can even overflow when tapped
right (lots of foreplay even
when not in the mood or if for
any reason I am already in the
mood) but with no foreplay, as
dry as the desert!
Man 2: Seems Introducer has
found the ultimate answer just
from our dear ladies 1 and 2.
It’s a proven fact that any well
aroused lady or man through
foreplay must wet up. @
Introducer, take your time with
our dear sister, working on her
gently b4 penetration and I
promise to prove your theory
wrong.!
Any more Luos sisters out
there!!!!
Man 3: True i agree. If you pay
peanuts, u get monkeys to work
for u. if u cant get a lady in the
mood, expect sahara desert?
Men have to take time and really
get the ladies to also enjoy. it is
a two way traffic.
Man 4: I totally disagree with
this argument of our beautiful
ladies being dry, I also agree
with other members who
argued that with foreplay u get
wet whether u lyk it or not. Ppl
who complain that our ladies hv
this problem r ppl who shoot
first n ask question later. My
bros first u must ask question
then shoot as much u lyk,
assuring ur self total
submission.
Man 5: Thnx guys 4 your
threads to the topic I posted.
Much as I wouldnt talk up my
prowess between the sheets
(coz no1 can testify to that); it is
a fact that ladies arent equally
blessed along those lines.
Although lack of vaginal
lubrication is mostly highly
attributed to limited excitement
during foreplay, other factors
also come into question, e.g
levels of estrogen, birth control
pills, diet,stress, nature etc.
It is from the last point tht i
based my topic.
Lady 3: Introducer, I am actually
very offended by your
generalizing question. Not even
to say “SOME” luo women but
just “LUO WOMEN” in general! u
make it sound like most of us
are dry all the time. Well, u have
tried more luo women while i
have not even tried one. But let
me speak for myself and
hopefully give you some tips
that might work for your Luo
woman that you ave tried who
apparently seems always dry.
First of all, my Acholi/Luo darling
is called Ocibo, What a
coincident…huh?
let me share with you what
works for me in regards to
getting me wet.
1. A combination of me sucking
Okello and an epikack.
2. Ocibo fingering me
3. Ocibo massaging my clits
4. Ocibo sucking my boobs.
5. A comibination of Ocibo’s
tongue in my mouth and his
finger in my vagina
These small interaction that may
not worth much to a man might
mean life or death for a
woman’s orgasm. Now men,
don’t think any of these would
automatically work at night
when during the day you were
being a jerk and she is probably
so pissed of at you…no it may
not work.
Well Introducer, good luck with
your next luo catch.
Man 6: haahhh u luos that topic
is very sickening .dont u think u
r talking to minors,
as well or is “Achilimit” is about
obscenity?
Man 7: We are made of what
we eat!!!! May be i should ask
the same question from a
different angle! ”WHY ARE LUO
WOMEN VERY PHYSICALLY
STRONGER THAN THE BANTU
WOMEN’
Am sure many of u will agree
that it is because of what they
eat and that the Bantu eat
Matoke and that is why they are
physically weaker.
But they are not totally dry like a
desert! i would rather say they
just have enough
Introducer: lol@ Lady3
Lady 3 : Gwokto, you are very
welcome to Acholimit: The best
page on facebook.
Whatever we discuss here on
Acholimit, I am just glad that it
brought you on our Luo Jets.
now, lets take off together
brother.
Enjoy Acholimit.
Man 8: to condemn all our lovly
ladies as dry is not right. I tend
to believe that alot of factors are
in play.Man 3 summarised it all!
By the way are Kenyan Luos
included? and they are the best
in bed!
Lady 4: so true Lady 3, on the
massaging of th clits, boobs and
all th foreplay.
of course not all luo women are
dry…for me its sumtyms even
just th mental foreplay that gets
me dripping. talking dirty to my
man over th phone (calls/
txts)…or dirty chatting wth him
online…
THAT alone can get me so
aroused that i need a fresh set
of panties. lol
all th same, theres nothing that
beats some slow, gud
foreplay…so that by time he
can’t hold it anymore, am also
ready (& wet enuf) for sum
mindblowing lovemaking ;-))
Intro: And the award goes to
Acholimit….. The most interactive
page on FB
Man 9: Luo women lack fluids
but are strong. Bantu have
basins of fluids but are weak.
Thats Gods perfect plan.
Ok, ladies who are bitter here.
Try out a three some.
Bring a Mukiga lady and
yourself and get a man to hack
u both. You will see who has
more fluids!
THERE U WILL SEE THE FACT OF OF
MR DON.
Don I think u brought out this
topic after experimenting-
right?:)
Man 10: Kamba ladies are said
to be the wildest in bed but in
playing the game, iuo ladies r
the best so far….
Ladies who eat a lot of cabbage
and potatoes tenp to be
unplesantly wet. i mean
overfowing. luo ladies only
come good enourg to lubricate
the shaft and wet the sheets a
little, which i find very nice
Lady 4: now therz a luo man
who appreciates his luo
women! 🙂

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